Get cereal, Tony says.
Get healthy cereal, Steve says.
Pop-Tarts, Thor says.
Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes. MOVING ON.
This is sweet.
… The Winter Soldier killed Howard and Maria Stark…
Bucky killed Howard and Maria Stark.
BUCKY FUCKING BARNES KILLED HOWARD AND MARIA STARK.
Make the goddamn connection. ‘Accident’ my ass…
I know it wasn’t the real Bucky. He was buried underneath a shit ton of Hydra brainwashing and memory loss. But just the idea of him murdering Tony’s parents without even knowing is unimaginable and it hurts my heart. Fuck you Marvel and all your damn feels.
Not just murdering Tony’s parents, but murdering a man Bucky no doubt knew personally and might have considered a friend, murdering someone who helped Steve rescue him from the HYDRA base and who we can be 99.99999% sure Bucky himself would not have wanted to kill.
I didn’t catch this and now everything hurts.
when i said “The MCU is beautiful and nothing hurts” what I meant was “everything hurts forever goodbye”
I love it. Because with the popular “Tony hacked SHIELD and all that info is waiting for him” post going around, imagine when Tony digs it up and finds out the guy who Steve’s chasing around killed his dad. Imagine him cobbling together a slapdash suit without Pepper noticing and jetting to where Bucky is, and being ready to blow him up without him even realizing Tony’s there, only to stop.
Because the man down there doesn’t look like a remorseless trained killer. He’s dirty and he’s thin and he’s sleeping on a park bench. The cybernetic arm he’s got doesn’t work right. The fingers are awkwardly curled where the servomotors have run down. The knuckles on his flesh and blood hand are bruised and scraped from where he had to fight off a couple of drug addicts wanting to roll a homeless guy for spare change.
And Tony would lower the repulsors and pick up his phone and call Steve. And leave before he got there.
Pepper would find him in the morning with a smashed up set of armor and a bottle of scotch and an old album. Drunk and crying.
Tony thinks long and hard before he puts on the suit again.
HATEPIG WHY WOULD YOU DO THISI FUCKING IMAGINED THAT LAST PARAGRAPH AND I CRIED I REALLY CRIED AND I HAVE FINALS IN TWO WEEKS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT SAD SHIT AND HOMELESS BUCKY FUCK EVERYTHING
Praying Mantis Rides Snail Through Borneo Jungle. (Photos by Nordin Seruyan/Barcroft Media)
this is so beautiful holy crap
i really want a steampunk drawing of this holy shit
do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted
i though it said puppies and was concerned
JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY
Justin Bieber has outraged fans in Argentina by kicking their national flag while on stage.
Videos from a Buenos Aires concert show fans throwing two Argentine flags onto the stage, both of which land near the singer’s feet.
Most musicians on world tours would be expected to hold up the flags as a mark of respect to their fans.
However, the footage shows Bieber trying to remove them from the stage by first kicking at them on the floor with his shoes.
The pop star then uses his microphone stand to sweep them off stage, one after the other, before jumping in the air and smiling.
Insulting Argentina’s flag is a crime punishable in the country by up to four years in prison.
I would like to add that after this happened, on his second show here in Argentina, he cancelled after a few songs he cancelled the show cause he was “sick”. And by sick he meant he was on drugs and drunk. Lots of videos show Bieber having a busy night before the show in lots of pubs in Buenos Aires.
Tickets for his show were one of thr most expensive in a long time, not only he is a rude “artist” with his fans, but also with all of us. Theb he tweeted saying how sorry he was wibbly wobbly, like we said in Argentina “anda a cagar pelotudo”.
Come again,say he is a great artist. I dare you beliebers.
look at his stupid fucking shoes
I never thought I wanted a celebrity to die, ever, because I feel sorry for all of them, but for the love of god, someone put justice to this fucking piece of shit. I’m sick of him.
I don’t even want this asshole to just die. I want him thrown in prison. I want him to be made fun of and mocked. I want him to finally realize what he’s doing and that he is not the most amazing thing in the world and can’t away with everything. I want his ego deflated and his asshole attitude completely wiped out.
Yes. Jail. PLEASE. Words cannot express how utterly DISGUSTED I am by him. And on a side note, yes, his shoes are really fucking ugly.
My mom told me that he probably needs intensive therapy of some sort as he is obviously messed up in the head. I agree, actually.
Disgusting piece of shit.
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES
Pots were also smashed during altercation
SAM AND DEAN AS DISAPPOINTED PARENTS OMG
*casually kicking a dead guy*
I hadn’t even NOTICED THAT!
We already lived in two different millenniums
We already lived in two different ages
We already lived in 3 different decades
We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11
And we passed through: 12/12/12
We watched the “End of the World”
And all that before turning 18!
you made my life sound so exciting
And we spent most of it on the internet
let’s hear it for captain america
#sebstan’s acting choices keep me awake at night#he made bucky so fond of steve but so bitter of the world did to him#it’s almost as if bucky believes the world corrupted steve#it took away his vulnerability#made him into the hero he shouldnt be#it’s almost selfish of bucky#fuck me im done (via punkrickgrimes)
if i was a werewolf id call myself “a dog person” and cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me
SO I WENT TO GET MY PICTURE WITH JIM BEAVER AND MARK SHEPPARD WAS LIKE “excuse me I have to do this” AND I WAS JUST LIKE ?????
so… did you sell your soul for this picture or..?
DUDE I WOULD HAVE DIED. I WOULD HAVE DIED RIGHT THERE. HOLY CRAP.